Olivia Hornswoggle

Every day, Olivia gets up at 6am to go for a five kilometre run. After a quick shower, she spends a lot of time preparing her breakfast, which is mostly a smoothie with oatmeal and fresh fruit. Before eating it, she takes a picture of it to post it on Instagram. After posting the picture, she realises she’s almost too late for work and leaves without actually eating her breakfast.

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At 8am she starts working and at 5pm her work day ends. After flirting with Mark, the hot new intern, she takes off to go home. While she is standing in a traffic jam, she realises she looks very good today, so she takes a selfie to post on her Snapchat Story. Of course, she can’t just put the picture up without some text, but she can’t let people know that it’s because she thinks she looks damn good today, so she types ‘bad hair day xd’ and now people will think ‘wow, look at Olivia, even with a bad hair day, I would still give a leg to look like her/shag her’. Anyway, she gets home, prepares dinner, watches Netflix and starts feeling really tired, so she checks her Instagram one last time and cries, because she didn’t reach 200 likes.

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Hereafter, she puts on a night crème, does a dab and then goes to sleep.